Monday 29 September 2008

Billionaire Single or Married?

SHhhhhhhh... I want to tell you I am a Billionaire and I don't lie.. really...
You don't believe? Here's the proof..



ah.. you can't see? too small? ok ok .. here's the bigger version..


So.. because of this I supposed, many people like to ask " Are you single?" or ............ (implying whether I'm married..)

And they asked because in my Facebook Status.. did not show.. Well, Im not sure should I tell anyone the real status.. I think it's a big risk to tell stranger.. they should be my friend first before asking right? Being my friend will lead them to the answer.. but you know.. many not as smart as I think.. and I got lazy of answering or ignoring.. I decided to do something brilliant!

I did this..
Aiyoo.. you still can't read? Better check your eyes.. ok.. It's this.. in bigger version.


Really.. Does it really matter what's my relationship status to be my friend?
Do you think they are aiming for my money? You know if I'm single still got chance la..
If I'm married aim my kids????
Shit.. I shouldn't let people know I'm a billionaire.. LOL
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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

if you want to be a billionaire, move to Indonesia ;)

Anonymous said...

if that's true..........HELP!!

Szey Limズィー 林施荃 said...

LOL

Anonymous said...

yes its important to know if you are single or not. if you are single, your used panties will sell for a higher price in Japan.

Anonymous said...

that's not true cyn...
some people only care about the smell.

Anonymous said...

its funny tho, the one that attracts people the most; if you have noticed is...

"Szey is no longer listed as single."

The other ones, no one really cares too much...

Szey Limズィー 林施荃 said...

i foresee good business.. Cyn you want to be agent? LOL

Anonymous said...

wah ! u very business minded...no wonder billionaire la...