Billionaire Single or Married?

SHhhhhhhh... I want to tell you I am a Billionaire and I don't lie.. really...
You don't believe? Here's the proof..



ah.. you can't see? too small? ok ok .. here's the bigger version..


So.. because of this I supposed, many people like to ask " Are you single?" or ............ (implying whether I'm married..)

And they asked because in my Facebook Status.. did not show.. Well, Im not sure should I tell anyone the real status.. I think it's a big risk to tell stranger.. they should be my friend first before asking right? Being my friend will lead them to the answer.. but you know.. many not as smart as I think.. and I got lazy of answering or ignoring.. I decided to do something brilliant!

I did this..
Aiyoo.. you still can't read? Better check your eyes.. ok.. It's this.. in bigger version.


Really.. Does it really matter what's my relationship status to be my friend?
Do you think they are aiming for my money? You know if I'm single still got chance la..
If I'm married aim my kids????
Shit.. I shouldn't let people know I'm a billionaire.. LOL
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How to go toilet?

I'm in Starbucks KLCC.. really enjoy online here and also chill, relax etc.. Surfing the net so nice.. peaceful solitary.. :)


but only one problem..

I WANT TO GO TOILET.. HOW?

1) Should I leave my laptop here by itself? It's not safe! It's my life this laptop I tell you..

Besides, i don't want anyone take my table.. it's the only few that has power port.. ( for my laptop )..

2) Should I put a big PAPER NOTE.. " I will be back.. don't sit on my chair & this table."

3) Shld i purposely leave a half drink drink on the table & then make it like " I WILL BE BACK?"
What if the waitress doesn't get the hint & just throw my drink & clean up the table?

you see.. this is the problem being alone at times.. Is it only me have this problem?
HOW DO PEOPLE GO TOILET? in this case? how .... I wanna pee d.
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